Title: Double-Sided
Pairing: Insinuations of House/Wilson; mentions of Amber/Thirteen and the canon relationship that gets revealed at the end of Frozen (hi, this is me sucking at describing this without spoilers).
Spoilers: Frozen, Don't Ever Change
Rating: R for language and subject matter
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,580

Summary: Talk of testicles, threesomes, and STDS over lunch. House disapproving of Wilson's extracurricular activities. Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. The usual.

( Double-Sided )

Contribution number three to my own belated Porn Battle!

House: Amber/Thirteen, mind game


Title: Square One
Pairing: Amber/Thirteen
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 935

Summary: Fun with BDSM, object penetration, double penetration, dirty talk, collaring, and a truckload of envy. Anyone who actually wants to work for House has to have issues.


( Square One )

I feel so very, very tainted. Please, read this and feel tainted with me. Praise be to nakeno for bravely giving it the old once-over.

And hey, I got a package from karaokegal today! How made of awesome is that woman, I ask? Pretty epically awesome, I do believe. Thank you for the shirt, K-legal; please to be having this heartrending, soul-baring fic at your party now. =)

Title: Lucky Thirteen
Pairing: Amber (Cutthroat Bitch)/Thirteen
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,902
Spoilers: 97 Seconds

Summary: What exactly is Thirteen hiding? Co-starring rhinoceroses, Banana Republic, and, um, genderfuck.

Notes: Written for karaokegal's Come As You're Not Halloween party.

( Lucky Thirteen )