And because I am still getting my comeuppance in the cruelly ironic form of insomnia for posting somnophilia, I give you...femslash! The cranked-out-at-three-in-the-morning-on-an-empty-stomach kind.

Title: Paved With
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 840
Summary: Wherein unhealthy coping mechanisms abound, hospital donors don't care for Chanukah, and nothing is particularly happy.
Notes: Written for the Mythology challenge at alphabetasoup. Spoilers of varying vagueness for No Reason, Meaning, the Tritter arc, and Half-Wit.

( T is for Thanatos )

Title: Good Intentions
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,138
Summary: Wherein Cameron has an interview and Cuddy does not watch Sex and the City.
Notes: Written for the Mythology challenge at alphabetasoup.

( U is for Ulysses. )

Title: Leitmotif
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: Eh. Somewhere between PG-13 and R?
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1435
Summary: It would be easier if it was all about the sex.
Notes: Written for the Mythology challenge at alphabetasoup.

( I is for Isis. )

Title: Accinged
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 616
Summary: Cameron fails at shopping. Be warned, this is rather humiliatingly mindless.
Notes: B is for Baal. Written for the Mythology challenge at alphabetasoup. One down, twenty-five to go...

( Accinged )

Title: Impulse
Pairing: Implied Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Spoilers: Cane and Able
Word Count: 766
Summary: Cuddy has a request for Cameron, but it isn't what she anticipates.


( When Cuddy paged her, it wasn’t exactly unexpected. )

Title: Second Fiddle
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Spoilers: Love Hurts
Word Count: 2,390
Summary: Wherein Cuddy gets even and Cameron gets laid.
Notes: Just something I pounded out this morning when I got a sudden urge to write a vindictively dominant Cuddy.

( Cuddy doesn’t usually do this sort of thing. )

Title: Oversight
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em.
Spoilers: Love Hurts
Word Count: 8888
Summary: Wherein Cameron contemplates the significance of suffering, Cuddy disses Leonardo DiCaprio, chardonnay is consumed, and psychoanalysis abounds. Co-starring an immaculate living room, ulterior motives, and the futility of the ingénue.
Notes: I know bollocks about the medical world, bollocks about Cuddy’s interior decorating, and bollocks about Cameron’s grade point average. I also think some of Cameron's shirts are better suited for ensemble members in 1776. First fic in this fandom; here goes.


( Cameron had made the mistake of taking a religion class once. )