I'm on a roll with these shorter fics. Weird. Also, I'm besieged with Foreman ideas. Weirder. Maybe it's the full moon or something.


Title: Stolen Things
Rating: R
Pairing: Chase/Foreman, implied Chase/Cameron
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 737

Summary: Chase can be a little bit of a bastard, in his own understated way.

Notes: Takes place during S4, but no real spoilers apart from the fates of House's old team.

( Stolen Things )

Title: Point of Value
Pairing: House/Chase, Cameron/Chase
Rating: R
Spoilers: No More Mr. Nice Guy
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,141

Summary: Bowling and backstabbing. Here's looking at you, karaokegal.

Notes: I scrawled this out on scraps of paper during free moments at work today. Just sayin'.

( Point of Value )

Part three in my Amber Does Everyone endeavor. Written in the throes of insomnia; whoot.


Title: Tightrope
Pairing: Chase/Cameron, Amber/Cameron, Thirteen/Cameron
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 595

Summary: You’ll never make it in this world unless you make it past being a nice piece of art in the lobby.

Notes: Spoilers for season four; refers to who House ends up hiring and firing.

( Tightrope )

Title: Collision Course
Pairing: Chase/Cameron, Chase/Cameron/Foreman (kind of)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,101
Spoilers: Half-Wit

Summary: So back when get_house_laid was starting up, ignazwisdom threw out the following as a sample prompt: Foreman/Chase/Cameron - After the brain cancer episode, they all get drunk. And I decided they should. Co-starring pita chips, stream-of-consciousness, and The Royal Tenenbaums.

Notes: Thanks to nakeno for the title and Iggy for listening to me bitch.

( Foreman sounds like a menopausal old woman champing at the bit for something to complain about. Chase feels almost guilty for contemplating the sexual proclivities of someone who probably alphabetizes his canned goods for fun. )