Title: Collision Course
Pairing: Chase/Cameron, Chase/Cameron/Foreman (kind of)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,101
Spoilers: Half-Wit

Summary: So back when get_house_laid was starting up, ignazwisdom threw out the following as a sample prompt: Foreman/Chase/Cameron - After the brain cancer episode, they all get drunk. And I decided they should. Co-starring pita chips, stream-of-consciousness, and The Royal Tenenbaums.

Notes: Thanks to nakeno for the title and Iggy for listening to me bitch.

( Foreman sounds like a menopausal old woman champing at the bit for something to complain about. Chase feels almost guilty for contemplating the sexual proclivities of someone who probably alphabetizes his canned goods for fun. )