I've had the idea for this fic floating in the back of my mind forever--like, since late in S3, when it looked like Wilson was two seconds away from coming out of the closet every time he appeared. Those were the days.

Title: Prideful
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,243
Summary: Wilson gets a little poetic justice and House gets a boa (or, the one where they go to Pride).

Notes: Takes place in S3, at some point after House Training. There actually is a lacrosse team called New Jersey Pride, which was just too good an opportunity to pass up.

( Prideful )

In an effort to clean out my fic closet, I decided to shake the dust off a few things that have been collecting it for too long. That said, here be a collab that does not feature a shifting perspective.

Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

Link: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous

First completed fic in over a month. Be warned, not gentle. =)

Title: In Anger
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,600
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place during One Day, One Room.

Summary: House is off his game. Co-starring Egypt, nachos, and a ten-year-old’s wrath.

Notes:: A follow-up to Postern (drive-by summary: dub-con roughsex, post-Words and Deeds), written as part of the rsl_bday_drive. Yes, RSL’s birthday was February 28. Oops.

( In Anger )

Title: Explicit Series of Directions (Heart Unharmed Remix)

Pairing: House/Wilson, House/OMC, House/OFC, Wilson/Chase
Rating: R
Warnings: AU, BDSM.
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,375

Summary: House's outlook is only the sum of his experiences.

Notes: In one of the next universes over, sexual attraction is not guided along lines of gender, but along lines of power--dominators to submissives, tops to bottoms. Based on a universe created by helenish. This is a remix of Explicit Series of Directions, by aris_tgd, written for remixredux08.


Link: Explicit Series of Directions (Heart Unharmed Remix)

I swear, I wrote this fic about six times. I would pound out a few thousand words, get sick of it, scrap it, and redo it. Over. And. Over. Porn = srs biz.

 

Title: Give and Take
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,105

Summary:get_house_laid prompt 85: House wants to be forced. Costarring kung fu, Google fu, and BDSM.

 

( Give and Take ) 

Still working on a bunch of longer stuff, but chucking out little throwaways as I go along to make me feel more productive. Happy Ides, and happy belated Pi Day (which I totally forgot and did not eat pie on, something I should remedy as soon as possible), all.

Title: Qualtagh
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/Amber
Spoilers: Frozen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 291

Summary: House is too temperamental for enclosed areas. Co-starring relationship angst and coping mechanisms.

( They sleep in separate beds. )

Title: Search and Destroy
Pairing: House/Wilson
Spoilers: Takes place post-Frozen
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,924

Summary: House confronts Wilson as he's moving out of his hotel room. Co-starring Amazons, YouTube, and folded underwear.

Notes: Written in response to calypso_ginny's prompt and her donation to rsl_bday_drive.

( Search and Destroy )

I don't know if I'm going to cross-post this to the comms, but it amuses me in a sick sort of way.

Title: Intoxicate
Pairing: Wilson/OMC, implications of House/Wilson,
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 265

Summary: This is just twisted. It's smut, it's crack, it's first-person, it's short, it's angsty, it's probably a little disturbing. Feedback rocks.

( Intoxicate )

Title: PDA
Pairing: House/Wilson/OMCs
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,951

Summary: Wherein everyone celebrates New Year’s Eve, Mac pwns PC, and our heroes have sex in public once again.

Notes: This takes place several months after the events in Opacity (wherein there is also sex in a pitch-black restaurant, if that's your thing), but can be read as a stand-alone. Thanks to hwshipper for the prompt!

( PDA )

Title: Postern
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,163
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place after Words and Deeds.

Summary: Everybody has a breaking point. Wilson finds his when House comes home from rehab.

Notes:: We got our first beta ever thanks to karaokegal, who wastes no time and pulls no punches. =)

Link: Postern

Title: Gray Matter
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship/preslash
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 176
Spoilers: 97 Seconds

Summary: He can’t drive like this. Post-ep drabble.

( Gray Matter )

Title: Frigiferous
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,369

Summary: Wherein...hell, this is just flat-out porn. I can say no more. Co-starring rimming and the abuse of ice cubes.

Notes: Written for prompt 131 at get_house_laid: House/Wilson -- the hottest day of the year.


( Frigiferous )

Title: To a Science
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,170

Summary: This one is on the fluffy side, wherein House swims and Wilson breaks a few pool rules. Costarring references to Aquaman, Helen Keller, and Johannes Diderik van der Waals.

Notes: For graceongreyst, who wanted pool sex.

( To a Science )

Yo, fallen_arazil, I know I said I'd throw this your way before I posted, but at this point I just really need to chuck it on the internets and be done with it. I'm a little hazy on whether I like it, so I think I'll keep it confined to my own journal for a day or two before going public. If you'd like to rip into it regardless, feel free.


Title: Habit Forming
Pairing: House/Stacy, House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,790

Summary: Wherein polyamory doesn't fly very well and no one knows how to sit down and talk about their problems like grown-ups. Costarring Pythagoras, prostate envy, and pegging (not the kind with a corkboard).

Notes: I started this months ago and finishing it has been like pulling teeth. Trying out some different things this time, meaning Stacy and past tense, and I've been wrinkling my nose at this for so long I don't know what I think of it anymore. Input of all shapes and sizes is appreciated.

( Habit Forming )

Title: Smooth (2/2)
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

Part 1

Title: Smooth
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

Part 2/2

Title: Custom-Blended Colors
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 9,097

Summary: Just fun to watch him flush so hard the tips of those ears get all red and warm. As well as other selectively interesting portions of his anatomy.

Notes: The guys get a place together and make it their own in a few different ways. We can dream.


( Custom-Blended Colors )

Title: Somnus
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,035

Summary: Wherein there is somnophilia, dubious consent, and tons of verbose porn. I’m not even going to try and justify this one as character development. Co-starring Hitler and mortifying internal monologues.

Notes: This was really frustrating to write because whenever I started to work on it, I ended up getting tired and having to put it aside. Oh, the irony. Concrit quite welcome here, since my long-windedness got away from me and the next thing I knew this thing was pushing five thousand words. So whether you think my pickiness serves me well or I need to learn the meaning of brevity ASAP, please share.


( More of a compulsion than a quirk, no helping it—a doctor to his bones, always has to look, ascertain, just to be sure. )

Title: Quaesitum
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: I was going to say R, but I'll go with NC-17, just to be safe.
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,954
Summary: Wherein Wilson grows a spine, House wants a Do Not Disturb sign, and leftovers abound.
Notes: Sweet mother of Moses, it’s yet another Half-Wit post-ep fic! Written because I find it highly unlikely Wilson would disappear in a puff of smoke under these circumstances and I’m a sucker for closure.


( There were four pizzas on his living room table when House got home. )

Title: Receptiveness
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,331
Summary: Wherein no one can back down from a challenge and what happens in Canada stays in Canada. Co-starring D/S interactions, fragmented sentences, and mentions of double penetration, if that’s not your cup of tea.
Notes: Someday, I might produce something in this fandom that contains an actual plot. Just watch me. Later.


( Receptiveness )