It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...Housefic.

Yeah, um, I dunno. It's late.

Title: Too Many Heavy Boots
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: “Do you have any idea how hot it would be to have super flexibility?” A Heroes rerun is on and the ogling of Ali Larter is in progress. Wilson’s perception of the actual show increases exponentially in proportion to House’s running commentary regarding the female characters.
Warning: References to character death.
Word Count: 673

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Whoa, Housefic. Remember when I used to write that?

Title: Reconciliation
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, making no profit off 'em, etc.
Notes: Takes place after 97 Seconds. I am so timely.
Summary: House goes home. Wilson wants to childproof his apartment. Other stuff happens instead.
Word Count: 1,185

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Title: Double-Sided
Pairing: Insinuations of House/Wilson; mentions of Amber/Thirteen and the canon relationship that gets revealed at the end of Frozen (hi, this is me sucking at describing this without spoilers).
Spoilers: Frozen, Don't Ever Change
Rating: R for language and subject matter
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,580

Summary: Talk of testicles, threesomes, and STDS over lunch. House disapproving of Wilson's extracurricular activities. Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. The usual.

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Title: At the Seams
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship; possibly unrequited, if that's your angle
Rating: R for swearing
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,718
Spoilers:: ...Wilson's living situation?

Summary: Wilson isn't comfortable anymore.

Notes: Prompt: filipendulous, meaning "hanging by a thread"

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