"Down to brass tax."

Lulz. Eggcorns FTW.

Quick drabble before I head to work. This one is for karaokegal, who asked for:

( Foreman/Wilson, something from the Foreman in Charge arc )

I'm also *coughcough* killing two birds with one stone and using this as my Come As You're Not submission since it actually is something I wouldn't normally write. So smooth. That's me.

My list-keeping abilities are epic, but sometimes I misplace my lists.

Case in point: that time, um, a mere five months ago when I took drabble requests and then forgot about them. Better late than never, right? Also, these are all gonna be longer than one hundred words, I can tell you that right now.

Here be one for triedunture, who wanted:

( other dead people that House might start seeing )

And one for euclase, who wanted:

( Dead Poets Society )

I've had the idea for this fic floating in the back of my mind forever--like, since late in S3, when it looked like Wilson was two seconds away from coming out of the closet every time he appeared. Those were the days.

Title: Prideful
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,243
Summary: Wilson gets a little poetic justice and House gets a boa (or, the one where they go to Pride).

Notes: Takes place in S3, at some point after House Training. There actually is a lacrosse team called New Jersey Pride, which was just too good an opportunity to pass up.

( Prideful )

In an effort to clean out my fic closet, I decided to shake the dust off a few things that have been collecting it for too long. That said, here be a collab that does not feature a shifting perspective.

Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

Link: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...Housefic.

Yeah, um, I dunno. It's late.

Title: Too Many Heavy Boots
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: “Do you have any idea how hot it would be to have super flexibility?” A Heroes rerun is on and the ogling of Ali Larter is in progress. Wilson’s perception of the actual show increases exponentially in proportion to House’s running commentary regarding the female characters.
Warning: References to character death.
Word Count: 673

( Too Many Heavy Boots )

Whoa, Housefic. Remember when I used to write that?

Title: Reconciliation
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, making no profit off 'em, etc.
Notes: Takes place after 97 Seconds. I am so timely.
Summary: House goes home. Wilson wants to childproof his apartment. Other stuff happens instead.
Word Count: 1,185

( Reconciliation )

Title: Without Dawning
Fandom: House
Pairing: Thirteen/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,467

Summary: Post-S4. House and Wilson aren’t the only ones who have to cope. Written as a very belated birthday present for 

bironic.

 

( Without Dawning ) 

 

I don't know how to go about explaining this. I definitely don't know if I'm going to post it to any comms. Basically, I wrote a few paragraphs a couple weeks back, thinking it would be interesting to try and churn out apocofic, then ended up squinting at them and filling things out today. Things got a little out of hand.

ETA: I've gone ahead and posted to housefic. Thanks again to everyone who dropped in to give feedback.

Title: Affabulation
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cameron/Thirteen
Rating: R for violence
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,304

Summary: Remy Hadley woke up between blood-drenched sheets and went to fix herself a snack. Her heart slipped free of her chest, catching on splintered shards of sternum, and landed on the floor with a despondent thump.

Warning: Lesbians, zombies, and the end of the world, sort of.

( Affabulation )

First completed fic in over a month. Be warned, not gentle. =)

Title: In Anger
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,600
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place during One Day, One Room.

Summary: House is off his game. Co-starring Egypt, nachos, and a ten-year-old’s wrath.

Notes:: A follow-up to Postern (drive-by summary: dub-con roughsex, post-Words and Deeds), written as part of the rsl_bday_drive. Yes, RSL’s birthday was February 28. Oops.

( In Anger )

And one last Foreman fic before bed. Longer and smuttier this time.


Title: Uncommitted
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Chase/Foreman
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,488

Summary: Chase is on the rebound. Foreman should know better. Co-starring bad tattoos, Cameron's nonexistent ass, and the Pussycat Dolls.

Notes: Takes place post-Airborne. Feedback of all kinds is most appreciated, especially any on Foreman, as I've only recently started experimenting with his character.

( Uncommitted )

I'm on a roll with these shorter fics. Weird. Also, I'm besieged with Foreman ideas. Weirder. Maybe it's the full moon or something.


Title: Stolen Things
Rating: R
Pairing: Chase/Foreman, implied Chase/Cameron
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 737

Summary: Chase can be a little bit of a bastard, in his own understated way.

Notes: Takes place during S4, but no real spoilers apart from the fates of House's old team.

( Stolen Things )

Title: Columbia
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 353

Summary: Foreman in college, living like a monk and never getting less than a 4.0 GPA.

Notes: I posted an earlier version of this here as part of a WIP meme several months ago. Then I managed to forget I'd written it at all, rediscovered it while cleaning out my folders, brushed it off, and figured I might as well post it for realz.

( Columbia )

Title: Stranglehold
Pairing: House/Amber
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 244

Summary: So much has been building up to this, it’s a wonder it took so long for the two of them to get around to it.

Notes: Written for cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: waterbed.

Link: Stranglehold

Title: Exit Interview
Pairing: Amber/Cuddy friendship
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 428

Summary: After getting taken down a peg, Amber starts working her way back up.

Notes: Written for cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: chocolate cake.

Link: Exit Interview

Title: Wednesdays
Pairing: House/Wilson/Amber
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, BDSM.
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,181

Summary: House is getting more and more blatant about breaking the joint-custody schedule.

Notes: Written for cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: uninvited.

Link: Part 1
Part 2

Title: Point of Value
Pairing: House/Chase, Cameron/Chase
Rating: R
Spoilers: No More Mr. Nice Guy
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,141

Summary: Bowling and backstabbing. Here's looking at you, karaokegal.

Notes: I scrawled this out on scraps of paper during free moments at work today. Just sayin'.

( Point of Value )

Title: Explicit Series of Directions (Heart Unharmed Remix)

Pairing: House/Wilson, House/OMC, House/OFC, Wilson/Chase
Rating: R
Warnings: AU, BDSM.
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 2,375

Summary: House's outlook is only the sum of his experiences.

Notes: In one of the next universes over, sexual attraction is not guided along lines of gender, but along lines of power--dominators to submissives, tops to bottoms. Based on a universe created by helenish. This is a remix of Explicit Series of Directions, by aris_tgd, written for remixredux08.


Link: Explicit Series of Directions (Heart Unharmed Remix)

I swear, I wrote this fic about six times. I would pound out a few thousand words, get sick of it, scrap it, and redo it. Over. And. Over. Porn = srs biz.

 

Title: Give and Take
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,105

Summary:get_house_laid prompt 85: House wants to be forced. Costarring kung fu, Google fu, and BDSM.

 

( Give and Take ) 

Drive-by freewriting! 194 words.

( Chase, Kutner, and lube. )