In an effort to clean out my fic closet, I decided to shake the dust off a few things that have been collecting it for too long. That said, here be a collab that does not feature a shifting perspective.

Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

Link: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous

Wow. nakeno and I wrote this months and months ago and I'd pretty much forgotten about it.

Title: Hypothesis
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Jayne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We do not own or profit from any of the source material.
Summary: He'll pull Jayne aside later on, give him a very concerned piece of his mind for dragging not just a crew member but a fugitive into bed with him. The man's been known to think with body parts considerably lower than his brain plenty of times in the past, but this is something else.
Word Count: 7,928

Link: Part 1/2
Part 2/2

Title: Yammering
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: R
Pairing: Mal/Simon/Jayne implied
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,365
Summary: Mal takes on a job that entails harvesting yams.

Link: Yammering

Title: Permutations [part 4/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 7,698

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.

( Permutations: Part 4 )

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Part 2
Part 3

Title: Permutations [part 3/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,964

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.

( Permutations: Part 3 )

Part 1
Part 2
Part 4

Title: Permutations [part 2/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,838

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.

( Permutations: Part 2 )

Part 1
Part 3
Part 4

More adventures with my faithful partner in porn. We actually wrote this incredibly fast a little over a month ago, but then I moved and things got busy on both our ends for a while.


Title: Permutations [part 1/4]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairings: Mal/Simon/Jayne and all combinations thereof
Rating: R this part, NC-17 overall
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,511

Notes: Takes place immediately after Safe.

Summary: Jayne steals pajamas, Simon gets drunk, and Mal sits on a tack. There is also sex in abundance.


( Permutations: Part 1 )

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

I would like to point out that the first time I typed the title of this, I accidentally put Liquid Wilson. Stripper alias or new cleaning product? You decide!

Title: Liquid Wisdom
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 8,167

Summary: Simon can't catch a break. No one seems particularly interested in helping.

Notes: Title swiped from the anonymous quote "Tea is liquid wisdom."

( Liquid Wisdom )

WHO WANTS SOME SEX AND NEOLOGISMS?

Yeah, anyway.

Title: Under
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Mal/Simon
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 4,771

Summary: Wandering into dangerous territory, both in a mental sense and a geographical one. Mal and Simon go shopping, albeit not altogether willingly.

Notes: Written for the Porn Battle because the prompt "Mal/Simon: panties" cracked us up. Only, Porn Battle responses are supposed to fit in a comment, and this most definitely doesn't. We tend to get kind of carried away.

( Under )

Title: Postern
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,163
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place after Words and Deeds.

Summary: Everybody has a breaking point. Wilson finds his when House comes home from rehab.

Notes:: We got our first beta ever thanks to karaokegal, who wastes no time and pulls no punches. =)

Link: Postern

Title: Smooth (2/2)
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

Part 1

Title: Smooth
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 11,103
Spoilers: None

Summary: This, right here, is about 70% smut and 30% crack. The 30% indicating mild and improbable cross-dressing.

Notes: Written under the influence and supervision of drugs, finale rebounds, and sleep deprivation; do not attempt.


( Smooth )

Part 2/2

Title: Custom-Blended Colors
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 9,097

Summary: Just fun to watch him flush so hard the tips of those ears get all red and warm. As well as other selectively interesting portions of his anatomy.

Notes: The guys get a place together and make it their own in a few different ways. We can dream.


( Custom-Blended Colors )